After spending a week at his Costa Rica home last month, Britney Spears met up again with Mel Gibson in Beverly Hills on Tuesday. According to People magazine

For more than two-and-a-half hours, the singer, 26, and the actor-filmmaker, 52, met [at the members-only Havana Club] in an ongoing “guidance session.”

I’m sure the meeting ended poorly once Britney discovered that “Zionist agenda” and “Ziti à la mode” were two totally different things.

Here’s one you didn’t see coming: Britney Spears met up with Mel “The Holocaust Is A Lie” Gibson for a two-hour dinner Saturday night. According to People Magazine

Spears arrived at the restaurant with [a] friend; Gibson… [and] a few friends soon joined them in the restaurant’s private dining room. The group dined on filet mignon and Russian specialties, and drank water and soft drinks. Leaving the restaurant for her Studio City home around 8:15, Spears “looked happy,” says an observer, “so it seems the meeting was a success.”

“Success” of course translating to “a thorough discussion of the Zionist agenda, the culinary panache Cheez Whiz adds to most any fried dish, and the best DUI attorneys in southern California.” Schast’ya i zdorov’ya! To success!

Britney discount shopping at Forever 21 on Friday: