It seems the new British accent Britney Spears has been sporting belongs to “British Girl,” one of the many personalties setting up shop inside her mind. Cheerio! According to TMZ

Britney has multiple personalities, including, as people in her life call it, “the British girl.” We’re told when Spears loses the British personality, she absolutely no idea what she did during the time she assumed that personality. Brit has a number of other identities — “the weepy girl, the diva, the incoherent girl,” and on and on. Sources say Britney had become the British girl the day she didn’t show for her deposition and has no recollection of it.

Lucky for her, 200 photographers caught every damn second of what happened the day of the hearing, so maybe Weepy Girl can browse some of those photos online and watch just how British Girl wiped her ass with the rights to her children and then went out for a late lunch. Also, someone might want to tell Incoherent Girl that British Girl started her period (NSFW) last night, and the toilet paper wadded up inside her pantyhose isn’t quite doing the trick. Now, if I remember what happens at the end of “Sybil,” we just wait for Retarded Girl and Meth Rage Girl to get into fistfight after Drunk Girl mistakes a bottle of nitroglycerin for vodka and then let science do its stuff. It’s what writers call a “classic denouement,” from the French for “wear a poncho.”

Cousin It Girl dining with Adnan last night: