You can’t expect much from the man who brought you Decepticon testicles and illiterate jive-talking robots, but rarely do so many lingerie-clad models and tons of explosives produce such a feeling of profound disappointment. Welcome to Michael Bay’s vision of the Victoria’s Secret commercial, where everything’s shot from the ankle up, the camera never stops moving, slow motion is king, and fire has just as much screen time as the boobs! I think it’s time someone finally takes this one-trick pony out back and shoots him.
Seriously, there is just no escaping these bitches. You can’t run, you can’t hide… Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf will always find you. I don’t actually hate either one of them, though. I think they both have a tendency to act borderline retarded about 75% of the time, but really, who in Hollywood doesn’t? Besides, mouthy and crazy are way the hell better than boring. Anyway, the point is, Megan Fox and Shia LaBeouf have both been winning me over a little bit against my will lately, and I really love me some giant fighting robots, but even I am getting kinda burned out on this Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen international press junket rampage. Just nine more days until the movie comes out… I think we can make it if we knuckle down with enough alcohol.
Megan Fox at the UK premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen in London:
Megan Fox, Shia LaBeouf and Michael Bay at the Berlin premiere:
The world premiere of Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen happened in Tokyo, which means we are one step closer to the end of the press tour for this movie, when Megan Fox might finally shut the hell up for awhile. Or at least until the press junkets for Jennifer’s Body and Jonah Hex.
Michael Bay with the cast at the world premiere in Tokyo:
Megan Fox:
Shia LaBeouf:
Josh Duhamel:
Isabel Lucas (yeah, I have no idea who she is, either):
