Michael Douglas’ son Cameron was busted yesterday with enough meth for an entire trailer park and most of the topless revue at Clancy Truck Stop ‘n’ Go-Go off I-81. TMZ says

Cameron Douglas was arrested in New York City for possession of methamphetamines with the intent to distribute. The 30-year-old actor was taken into custody by federal authorities earlier today.

It’s not the first time Cameron has been busted for drugs. Back in 2007 he was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance after cops found a syringe with liquid cocaine in a car he was in.

My mom always use to say, “A little meth never heard anybody.” At least, I think that’s what she was saying. It was hard to understand her sometimes because most of her teeth had fallen out and her gums were riddled with sores and she was usually shouting it from her makeshift hammock in the corner of the shed where she lived so the government couldn’t listen in on her thoughts anymore.

And now for some sexy Jennifer Aniston leg action on the set of “The Bounty” to cleanse the palate:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News, Splash News

Actress Catherine Zita Zeta-Jones showed up to a UN Gala event in New York two days ago looking like she’d fallen face-first into a barrel of bronzer and gigantic pores. God damn. When did she get so greasy? And zitty? She’s looks like an fucking Oompa Loompa with reverse five o’clock shadow. Michael Douglas must have left his top hat and Everlasting Gobstoppers back in the car with Charlie.