Batman Got Old as Hell

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Michael Keaton

Holy shit you guys, I cannot believe what has happened to Bruce Wayne!  Seriously, just a few years ago Michael Keaton looked like this, and now he straight up looks like Beetlejuice after a minor makeover.  I mean, dayum.  Michael Keaton’s not even 60 and he looks older than my grandpa, who is practically 135 years old and worked on a farm for most of his life.

In Greenwich Village yesterday:

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In younger days, as “Beetlejuice”, and in the 1989 “Batman” movie:

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