Michael Phelps Involved in Car Accident
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Olympic gold medal swimmer Michael Phelps totaled his Escolade last night after speeding through a red light and into another woman’s car. According to the Daily Mail
Fortunately, the man dubbed the ‘human dolphin’ [and the two passengers traveling in his Cadillac Escalade] were not injured, [but] the other driver was ‘shaken up’ by the incident and taken to a local hospital as a precaution.
A report claimed that Phelps was speeding before the accident and ran a red light, resulting in the two-car collision.
Police spokesman Anthony Guglielmi confirmed that the athlete had been interviewed by police and alcohol was not a factor.
Maybe he wasn’t drunk, but there’s still a good chance he was high. But lucky for him, unless the cops smell it, there’s no way to test for marijuana on the scene. My attorney told me finding an economy sized bag of Funions in the passenger seat and Dark Side of the Moon in your disc player doesn’t mean shit in a court of law. So you can suck it, coppers!
UPDATE: In the name of journalistic integrity, I feel compelled to report that it was the other driver who ran the red light, not Michael Phelps.






