Arrgh! There she blows, off the port bow! Thanks to your insatiable need for celebrity skin, the Summer Supererogative post has been resurrected. Like Jesus on the third day, if Jesus had a massive rack and filled you with the overwhelming urge to masturbate. Anyway, I’m sure you instantly recognized today’s Summer Supererogative Shameless Skinfest star Michelle Hunziker from her hit Italian TV show “Striscia la Notizia” with Ezio Greggio. No? Well, she’s blonde and has big tits. Viva il festival di pelle!

I barely even know who Michelle Hunziker is, but she’s blonde and tan and on the beach in an itsy bitsy teeny weeny yellow polka dot bikini, so there you go.  Stare at her ass while I attempt to discuss something with you, pervs.

It’s September now, meaning our Summer Supererogative is sadly at an end.  However, I know boobs and bikinis are like meat and potatoes around here, so perhaps you kiddies would like us to continue the S.S. series?  We’ll need to rename it, obviously, because I live in Minnesota and labeling a post “Summer Supererogative” in December when it’s like 57 below zero would probably kill me.

With winter barreling down upon us, near nudity will be increasingly rare.  Maybe we could call it Skin Sightings?  I don’t know.  That’s pretty lame. Maybe just Seasonal Supererogative?  I am bereft of decent names.  This is a cry for help!  No, seriously, it really is.  Help us rename the S.S. series.  Vote for your favourite pathetic option, or list any suggestions in the comments.  I’m betting you guys can come up with better names that the garbage I’m managing right now.

Michelle Hunziker is a Swiss model and actress who’s married to Italian singer Eros Ramazzotti, and — per the summer supererogative standard — in a bikini. She’s also sporting two extra nipples on her chest there. By 15th century standards, she’s obviously a witch. She could suckle a demon and one of the demon’s old college buddies and still have two teats to spare. But the only way to know for sure if someone’s a witch is to find out if she’s made of wood and weighs the same as a duck. You don’t get wise in the ways of science without knowing a little bit about the scientific method, you know.