Michelle “Bombshell” McGee is still convinced that she’ll be able to convince people that she didn’t know Jesse James was married when she banged him. Plus, it’s like they’re soul mates! Via Digital Spy,

The tattooed model told Inside Edition that she sincerely apologises to Sandra Bullock for what happened between her and the actress’s estranged husband.

“I am so sorry this happened, [it's] a heartfelt apology,” said McGee. “I feel for her. And to go through all this, the embarrassment she must be going through… it’s very sad.”

McGee said that she met James after sending him a MySpace friend request in the hope that it would lead to modelling work. The mechanic then invited her to his garage and when she got there, she added that he “put the moves on her”.

“I said to him, ‘Wait, wait, wait, stop, this isn’t right. Aren’t you married to Sandra?’ And he said, ‘No, we are separated. I can’t talk about it, she’s filming a movie right now, she lives in Austin, Texas. I live here. We live separately, we are not together’.”

She also confirmed that he wasn’t wearing a wedding ring. “I was duped by him. I believed him when he told me that he was separated,” she insisted.

After explaining that the two had sex on the sofa in his office that night, she offered an explanation as to why James was attracted to her.

“I think Jesse saw maybe a little bit more in common with me. We have the tattoos, we’re into the motorcycles. He always told me how beautiful I was, [said] I had gorgeous eyes. On a daily basis I heard how beautiful I was. Maybe I offered something intellectually she didn’t have.”

Oh yeah, you offered something that Sandra didn’t have, but let’s not pretend it was intellectual. I think it was something more along the lines of “anal sex”, a “burning itch”, and “flirting with contracting Hep C”.

It looks like Sandra Bullock is about to drop the big D on Jesse James, because she’s already been in contact with several divorce lawyers. According to TMZ

Sandra’s reps have been in touch with several high-end divorce lawyers, [including] Lance Spiegel, who handled divorces for Charlie Sheen, Heather Locklear and Michael Jackson.

As for Jesse, his business people have contacted several lawyers as well, but he will not be initiating the divorce. His reps are asking the attorneys “if they’d be interested in taking the case” if Sandra files.

As for whether a divorce petition will be filed, one source simply said, “Something’s happening.”

Well, that’s not how Nazi Poster Girl Michelle McGee remembers it, because she claims the two were already separated before the news of his infidelities broke, and that they were planning on going public with split after Sandra finished filming her next movie. Radar Online says

“He said they were separated and he was going to leave his wife and go public with the separation after the filming of her movie,” [said McGee’s best friend Mary Gusman], a cocktail waitress at the Pure Platinum Strip Club.

She said Jesse told Michelle, “She’s in Atlanta, she’s in Texas doing her filming. After that’s coming out, since we’re so high-profile then we will come out with everything, but we don’t want to come out with the separation now.”

Apparently, McGee is sorry for the pain that selling her story has caused. “I think Michelle is sorry for other people getting hurt,” Gusman added. “She doesn’t apologize because she feels deceived by Jesse James. Of course, she does feel for what Sandra must be going through and feeling because on some level Michelle feels it too.”

Yes, poor, poor, Michelle McGee. How hard this must all be for her. Of course, she was never actually married to him, and maybe she didn’t spend five years of her life raising his child after numerous custody battles with his lecherous ex-wife, but she did lay on her back in his garage and let him squirt on her. More than once, if you’ll remember. Really, I don’t know why you haven’t already sent a card or baked her a nice casserole. Jerk.

Sandra with his daughter that she’s raised as her own earlier this month:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Things just aren’t looking up for Jesse James since news of his affair with fetish model Michelle McGee broke. Unless you’re talking about a one-handed Third Reich salute, in which case it is very much looking up, because that’s how white supremacists do it, you see. TMZ says

[These] shocking photos of Michelle McGee were taken almost a year ago. We’re told the Nazi-themed layout — complete with a swastika armband and backdrop — was the photographer’s idea, but that Michelle was very enthusiastic.

In child custody documents filed in January, Michelle’s ex-husband says she “makes the Nazi salute,” and has a swastika tattooed on her stomach (not seen in these pics).

In one photo the letter “w” is on Michelle’s left leg, and the letter “p” on her right. We’re told Michelle tells people it stands for “white power.”

Oof. That’s like finding out the dog turd you stepped in barefoot had a bunch of broken glass and rusty nails in. No offense to any dog turds out there, of course. It’s just a innocuous visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of “going from bad to worse to Jesus-fucking-Christ-what-the-hell-did-I-just-stick-my-dick-in.” Or as you probably call it, Saturday morning.

See the rest of the charming pictures at TMZ.