Okay, Now I’m Getting Pissed
Tags: amfAR Gala, fashion, Michelle Monaghan
I think yesterday was National Dress Like an Assclown Day or some shit. First Shenae Grimes, then J.Lo.Hew, and now THIS?? Is this a joke? No, seriously… am I missing something? Did Michelle Monaghan join the damn circus? Is she in the Ice Capades now, doing some sort of interpretive Working Girl piece? Are those convertible skates with removable blades? My head hurts. I have SO MANY QUESTIONS. Maybe this is performance art. Maybe she’s launching a “career” in “music” and Joaquin Phoenix and Casey Affleck are constructing an elaborate, documentary-related fantasy world for her to inhabit, where dressing like this is acceptable. Either that or she’s high as a goddamn kite.
Michelle Monaghan leaving the amfAR Gala in NYC last night:
