Michelle Pfeiffer revealed on a British talk show that George Clooney bet her $100,000 that he’ll never get married. According to The Daily Mail:

Pfeiffer, who has come out of retirement recently to play an old haggard witch in new fantasy film Stardust, told chat show host Jonathan Ross: “He’s just a great guy, great with kids. “I bet him he would get married and he keeps inflating the bet - from $100 to $100,000 (£50,000). “I still think he will, he’s a handsome devil.”

But judging by George’s past form, it looks like Michelle will have to pay up, as both she and actress Nicole Kidman previously bet George £10,000 that he would become a father by the time he turned 40.

Fucking Christ. Are all celebrities so retarded that they honestly have nothing better to do than sit around and make inconsequential bets with each other on the mundane intricacies of their lives? If Nicole Kidman and Michelle Pfeiffer are just dying to throw money in the toilet, I invite them to the goldmine that is my life. For instance, I bet someone right now, that I won’t not get plastered on peach schnapps tonight and pass out on the couch in front of the TV watching reruns of “Chico and the Man.” Double odds if I piss myself. Any takers?

More of George and his skank o’ the week Sarah Lawson, after the jump.

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