Jun 18, 20089
Mickey Rourke Might Be a Gay
Tags: Gay, mickey rourke
Fact: If you find yourself eyeballing a testicle less than two feet from your face and you’re not a urologist or a moyle, you’re a gay. If that testicle happens to be squashed out of the side of a leather banana hammock by a guy in a cowboy hat standing over a man in a dress, you should go ahead and invest in a mushroom brush and a Bowflex and learn the difference between wainscoting and boiserie.
More of Mickey Rourke enjoying karaoke night at Rokbar in South Beach on Sunday:
