Since there’s been so much vileness and whoriness on the site today, I thought I’d put up these pictures of Mila Kunis in next month’s GQ and the winter edition of Genlux Magazine, kind of as a palate cleanser of sorts. I thought it might be nice to look at something that doesn’t make it burn when you pee. Consider her your penicillin shot for the senses, but without any of the embarrassment of waiting in line at the free clinic.

Mila in GQ (thumbs 1 & 2); Mila in Genlux (the rest):

I’m not exactly sure where the editors of Maxim went wrong with this year’s Hot 100 List, but I think a safe bet is sometime around the year 1996, or “the last time the words ‘Jennifer Love Hewitt’ and ‘hot’ were used in a sentence without referencing fudge sundaes” as it’s known to the rest of the modern world.

Your “Top 100″ — 1. Olivia Wilde; 2. Megan Fox; 3. Bar Rafaeli; i4. Malin Akerman; 5. Mila Kunis;6. Eliza Dusku; 7. Adriana Lima; 8. Rihanna; 9. Jordana Brewster; 10. Jennifer Love Hewitt:

The equally disappointing 31-100 listed after the jump

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Interesting fact about Mila Kunis: she has two different color eyes. One is blue; the other is green, à la musician David Bowie. Another interesting fact: she also has two tits. However, all signs indicate that the tits are the same color. Hours of research have taught me that genetic anomalies like those aren’t usually present in pairs. And by “hours of research” I mean “76 volumes of Juggs and Big Titty City.” Science is my one true passion!

Sporting serious cleave on the set of “Extract”: