Dec 8, 20111

The 2012 Pirelli Calendar Preview

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The 2012 Pirelli Calendar calendar — easily the most pretentious of all your gratuitous-titties-masquerading-as-art calendars — is set for release at the end of this year, and a preview of this year’s famous racks include those of Kate Moss, Lara Stone, Mila Jovovich and Isabeli Fontana. I’ve never wanted to seize the day with both hands before. And then motorboat the day like there was no tomorrow.

Mar 30, 20090

Oh Look, Babies

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Gwen Stefani & Zuma Nesta Rock Rossdale

Hello, my lovelies.  It’s Sarah today, and I’ll be with you all week whilst Abby attends a special training camp to perfect her nude human cannonball.  Anyway, I went out Saturday night and didn’t get home until 8:05am today, so I’m feeling the effects of my weekend right now.  How about you look at some pictures of pretty people with tiny tots, and I’ll go mainline some caffeine?

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Mar 4, 20098

S.S. Milla Jovovich in Interview Magazine

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Milla Jovovich March '09 Interview Magazine

Milla Jovovich is kind of crazy.  She designs wackadoo clothes, offers her unfiltered opinion on whatever subject pops into her head, and makes hilariously awesome, asskicking action movies.  Naturally, I love her a lot.  She’s also insanely gorgeous and terribly fond of getting her kit off, so I can’t possibly imagine why you wouldn’t love her, as well.

Here’s Milla in the March ’09 issue of Interview magazine.  You’re welcome:

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