Dec 1, 20095
S.S. Jessica Simpson is Still Fat
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Jessica Simpson lumbered out of whatever cave she’s been hiding in for the last six months for sister Ashlee’s debut performance on Broadway last night. I’m guessing her inspiration for that dress was that python that tried to eat the alligator but exploded halfway through the job. I haven’t seen that many lumps and ridges since my wax relief map of the Shenandoah Valley melted in the front seat of the car.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
