Miss Venezuela Aida Yespica might not be a celebrity here in the States, but goddamn, that body is just ridiculous. In fact, everyone in that picture has a sick body. Even the three-year old has better abs than me.
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Enjoy bonus S.S. Miss Universe Dayana Mendzoa topless today, since I blacked out at five yesterday and didn’t get it up. But you know who did get it up? This guy at met in the parking lot of the Barmaid’s Arms. Woo! High five! I don’t remember much of what happened, but he was kind enough to put me on a bus headed for Cleveland and hang on to my purse for me. Don’t pretend like you’re not jealous!