It’s official — Tiger Woods and Elin Nordegren are legally divorced. Yahoo News says:

Tiger Woods and his wife officially divorced Monday, nine months after his middle-of-the-night car crash outside his home set off shocking revelations that golf’s biggest star had been cheating on his wife. The couple had married in October 2004 in Barbados and have two children, 3 and 1.

“We are sad that our marriage is over and we wish each other the very best for the future,” they said in a statement released by attorneys. “While we are no longer married, we are the parents of two wonderful children and their happiness has been, and will always be, of paramount importance to both of us.”

Terms of the divorce were not released, except that they will “share parenting” of their 3-year-old daughter, Sam, and 19-month-old son, Charlie.

Well, I guess this was a long time coming. Elin might be a Swedish swimsuit model with a rack sculpted by the hand of God himself, but she’s no Perkin’s waitress. She doesn’t even have a real spiral perm or any facial moles or anything. Honestly, I’m surprised it lasted as long as it did.

I repeat, NOT a Perkins waitress:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

Since I wouldn’t be caught watching a show where any Kardashian is starring, I didn’t know that there’s yet another sister to pimp. Kendall Jenner, at the tender age of 14, is ready to take her wares to market. And by “wares” I mean “way underage titties and ass”. Says Star Magazine,

Watch out Kim, Khloe and Kourtney — your little sis might be stealing your spotlight! But are the pics too much for a 14-year-old?

On this past season of E!’s Keeping up with the Kardashians, we saw the trio’s little sister Kendall Jenner express interest in having a modeling career. There was immediate interest from popular teen retailer Forever 21 and we saw Kendall do her very first photo shoot. But that’s not the last we’ll be seeing of her in front of the lens!

The up-and-coming model was photographed by Nick Saglimbeni last week, and she couldn’t contain her excitement! She later tweeted, “Just uploaded some of the pics from thursdays photo shoot! ” with a link to some of her pictures.

In the photos from the shoot, Kendall wears a skimpy bikini and heavy eye makeup, making her look way older than her 14 years.

Her older sisters seem to approve, taking to their own blogs or Twitter to praise the snapshots. Khloe wrote: “I CANNOT get over how unbelievable she looks. In my head, Kendall is still my adorable 2-year-old sister whose diaper needs changing LOL…when did she turn into a supermodel?!”

Kourt and Kim were just as excited, with the eldest sibling writing, “I am speechless. She looks amazing!! So proud of you, Kendall” and Kim predicting, “She’s going to take over the modeling world… you just watch!”

If the modeling thing doesn’t pan out, with her youthful, boyish good looks she could always do bacha bazi. I hear it’s big in Afghanistan.

From Kendall’s Facebook page and from Kourtney’s blog:

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Sheesh, Miranda Kerr has gotten awfully bony lately! Her new, skinnier figure might be due to an attempt to get into the world of avant garde modeling. Says Daily Mail,

The former Maybelline model – the world’s tenth highest earning model – has been much in demand for the lingerie brand, and for swimwear shoots for magazines such as Sports Illustrated.

But the 26-year-old Australian cut a distinctly emaciated on a fashion shoot for magazine Grazia in Sydney.

From the back she looked virtually unrecognisable as she posed in a tightly laced corset on the rooftop of the Museum of Contemporary Art.

Miranda’s ribs protruded, and her skin was tightly stretched across her bony back. Her thin arms also looked extremely sinewy.

The reason for the Australian’s sudden weight loss is not exactly hard to fathom.

It seems her ambitions to do high fashion modelling were realised earlier this month she made an appearance on the catwalk for Balenciaga, the fashion world’s coolest label right now.
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The model’s girl next door look was erased and she was unrecognisable in straightened slicked back hair and heavy catwalk eye make up.

In case you don’t remember, this is what she used to look like. My daddy always said that wasting curves on a woman was criminal–which I suppose is why he’s in the county jail for being a pimp.

The judges were unanimous when it came to American Idol hopeful Casey Carlson last night: yes, yes, yes, and hell yes. While there was nothing particularly impressive about her voice (you can watch the audition in its entirety after the jump), there was something VERY impressive about her body. Two things, to be exact. I was talking about her incandescent smile and her sparkling hazel eyes. Pervert.

Casey’s sexy bikini modeling shoot:

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