Now that her son has turned into a veritable cash cow, Justin Bieber’s mom Pattie Mallette wants a say in his business dealings. But she’s not doing it for the money! RadarOnline reports,

Justin Bieber’s mother believes she’s being cut out of his career and has spent the past week looking to hire a lawyer to represent her interests, RadarOnline.com has learned exclusively.

Pattie Mallette believes she’s been pushed too far out of Justin’s career – to the point where she never read her son’s autobiography until it came out, one source familiar with the situation told RadarOnline.com.

In addition, when Justin’s team announced he was launching a nail polish line, his mother had no idea.

“No one in Justin’s camp told her or consulted her,” the source said. “She found out about it by reading it in the press.”

Pattie is so upset she’s looking for a lawyer to represent her interests.

“She doesn’t want anyone to think she’s after her son’s money – and she’s not,” a source said. “But she hasn’t bought clothes for herself in two years! She flies coach. Her son writes an autobiography and no one even shows it to her.

“It’s ridiculous. And Pattie is really tormented over it.”

“She’s in a tough position,” one source said of Pattie. “She feels that she’s being cut out of her son’s business life by the people around him. She doesn’t know what to do. It was a big step for her to finally go out and look for a lawyer for herself.

“Now we’ll see if she follows through.”

She hasn’t bought clothes for herself in two years? What’s that? Oh, that’s just my bullshit alarm going off. A quick look at her Twitter page shows that she was on a dinner cruise in Hawaii last week. There’s a real simple way to be more involved in your son’s life than getting a lawyer. You know, that old-fashioned concept of being physically involved in your kid’s life. OMG’s and LOL’s via Twitter do not a good mother make.

Poor little Jessica Biel worries about where her next paycheck will come from. Shh! Do you hear that? I think it’s the Waaahmbulance! Digital Spy tells us the sad, sad story:

Jessica Biel has revealed that money is a ‘huge worry’, saying the issue is a ‘question mark’ in her life.

The A-Team star, who has also appeared in the Texas Chainsaw Massacre remake and The Illusionist, said that she ‘sometimes doesn’t know when the next cheque’ will arrive.

Biel told Radio 1: “Since I was so young when I started I didn’t think about it. I just liked it, it was fun. But as I got older and started to become an adult and then had to get a car and have to pay for insurance and all those things… it’s a huge worry.”

The 28-year-old added: “For example, I haven’t worked at all this year. I haven’t made a film so I haven’t had a pay cheque and I won’t do anything until September and I don’t know if I’ll do anything after.

“It’s always up in the air constantly. My life is very much a question mark when the next pay cheque is coming in and even when it seems like you make enough money, you sometimes don’t know when the next cheque is coming in.”

Boo-fucking-hoo. These celebrities are so out of touch with reality. Millions of people, like myself, have been out of work and are living on pathetic unemployment checks, and here she is crying about money when she probably spends on a dress what I spend on my mortgage payment? I don’t know how accurate it is, but one website says her net worth is $18 million. It’s your own damn fault if you’re living beyond your means. You know, YOUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR MEANS, so shut your trap and go work out.

At The A-Team photocall in Germany:

Photo source: Fame Pictures

Sasquatch Khloe Kardashian, being a famous nobody,  probably Googles herself all day long, since she didn’t miss out on the rumors that she used her boyfriend’s money to buy him a gift. Says Digital Spy,

Khloe Kardashian has slammed rumors that she did not use her own money to pay for husband Lamar Odom’s new car.

The 25-year-old purchased the $400,000 Rolls Royce for Odom as a gift to celebrate the Los Angeles Lakers’ NBA Finals win.

“People r so pathetic (sic),” she wrote on her Twitter page.

“Y would I give some1 a gift w/ their money? That’s lame. I actually make my own money. Shocking I know. Stop hating!”

Kardashian’s mother Kris Jenner described the vehicle as a “drop top coupe, white on white”.

It is shocking to me that she makes her own money. It’s shocking to me that anyone would pay her money to follow her around with a camera. I’m shocked that someone hasn’t paid to have her pummeled with a camera. I’m also shocked that at 25, she can’t manage to write in complete sentences. It kind of takes the oomph out of calling someone ‘pathetic’ when you have the grammar of an 11 year old. I no u r but wht am I!

Leaving Boa Steakhouse on Sunday, sporting what looks like a stain on her boobs:

Heidi Montag refused to attend her sister Holly’s 26th birthday party at Empire Hollywood on Saturday when the venue refused her demands for an “appearance” fee. What are birthdays, really, other than a chance to make money off your loved ones? Fuck them. The NY Daily News says

“Holly was really wishing that her sister could just be a sister and stop by her birthday party, but Heidi only goes places if she is getting paid,” an insider [said]. “I mean, this is her sister and she wouldn’t even show up without a fee. That’s disgusting.”

Heidi’s husband, Spencer Pratt, was also a no-show.

In her defense, you couldn’t pay me enough to show up to one of my relatives’ birthday party, either. Unless there’s an open bar, in which case I won’t be leaving unless it’s on a stretcher or in a set of handcuffs. Call me, Grandma!

Shooting a scene for “The Hills” with Stephanie Pratt:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News

Courtney Love’s life continues to sink ever further into her own self-made Hole of Suck. Look for her soon at bumming coins at your local gas station! Now Magazine explains,

Courtney Love’s crazy lifestyle is finally taking its toll. In a text to a friend, she said: ‘I’m f***ed now, dude. 
I have 120 bucks, my kid hasn’t had a decent meal and I’m getting evicted.’

The 45-year-old widow of Nirvana legend Kurt Cobain looked alarmingly haggard recently as she strolled near the New York Mercer Hotel, where she’s currently living.

Courtney has no means of paying her hotel bill after being denied access to the £750,000 trust fund set up for her daughter Frances, 17.

‘Courtney’s a complete shopaholic,’ says a source. ‘She’s been to counselling, but attended only one session. She’ll think nothing of blowing thousands like Michael Jackson did, but she hasn’t got his millions. She could end up on the street now.’

Last month, the ex-Hole singer revealed that she was living off the generosity of hotel staff, saying: ‘They’re the best staff in the world. When my bank account got frozen, we had $14.32 [£9] a week, so we lived off the kindness of strangers.’

It’s been revealed that Courtney owes £220,000 [$358,798] to American Express and is being sued by her security guards for missing payments totalling £38,000 [$61,974.20].

In April she employed ‘forensic accountants’ to track down and retrieve more than £19 million [$30 million] that she claims can’t be accounted for.

How exactly in holy hell do you misplace $30 million dollars? Like Oops, wonder what happened to my car keys, I’ve misplaced them. Except in this case, it’s like, Oops, I misplaced a fucking mountain of cash that probably weighs more than my drug-emaciated body. And therein lies the answer to the mystery. Congratulations, Courtney Love, you’ve had your hands on more money than the vast majority of us not-so-fortunate peasants will ever even get to look at, screwed up your life, probably ensured that your daughter will end up as fucked up as you, and blown your millions away on drugs and really bad clothes. I hope someone gives you a ribbon that says, “I Win at Sucking”.

Rejoice! Your faith in Christian Bale can now be restored — his mother and sister filed those unfortunate assault charges earlier this week after he refused them a $200,000 loan. It’s all starting to make sense now! According to The Sun

The women said sister Sharon needed [$200,000] to help her bring up her three children. Christian was asked to loan [it to] her but refused and that caused an almighty row. Sources close to Bale said Jenny inflamed the situation by hurling insults about his wife.

[His mother and sister say] they did not want any publicity. But they say he bullied them. They are both devastated that it has come to this but want him to be taught a lesson.

You can always count on relatives to show up at an inopportune time and start demanding money. Especially in my family, where the monetary demands occasionally come with a court-ordered paternity test. Did I mention I’m from the South? Woo doggie! Cue the banjo music and the moonshine jug any time now.

At the Dark Knight premiere in Spain (1 & 2) and in London:

Although it seems impossible without the aid of bonfires, Britney Spears has somehow managed to lose nearly $61 million dollars in the last year. According to In Touch Magazine

In addition to the enormous tab for legal bills, rehab and psychiatric care, Britney’s inability to work has cost her a fortune. “By not touring for her last album [Blackout], she lost out on $50 million,” estimates an LA-based CPA. ““It’s staggering how much money has been used up.”

Britney Spears has spent the last six months and the same pair of raggedy-ass boots and covered in stains, so I doubt she’s blowing her money on clothes. I’m thinking more along the lines of Kentucky Fried Chicken and Phillip Morris. Not the actual companies, of course. I’m talking buckets of chicken and smokes. Merrill-Lynch might have tried to point her along the lines of long-term growth, but last time I checked, you couldn’t deep-fry dividends. Plus their pie model of capital structure doesn’t even come with whipped cream! Who are they trying to kid? It’s Britney, bitch!

Working off her return: