Trying to pick which Cruz sister is hotter is like trying to decide between having bacon or sausage for breakfast. You know it’s all from the same delicious animal… but still. Any fried meat enthusiast worth his weight in Lipitor would say the only real solution is to wrap the bacon around the sausage and stuff it in with both hands. So bon appétit, perverts!

Monica Cruz in Spanish Elle:

Penelope Cruz in Vanity Fair:

Meet Monica Cruz, sister to Penelope Cruz. I’d never heard of her before, so after a little searching it seems she’s primarily done Spanish movies and TV shows. Here she is at the photo call for movie production of Jerry Cotton in Berlin, Germany. According to Screen Daily,

Babelsberg’s second German project will be the tongue-in-cheek action comedy Jerry Cotton. It will partner with Munich-based Rat Pack Filmproduktion, B.A. Produktion and Constantin Film Produktion from April 21 this year.

The screenplay by is based on the cult novels from the 1960s centred on FBI agent Jerry Cotton, who was Germany’s answer to James Bond.

According to Rat Pack’s Christian Becker, the screenplay will be ‘a fantastic new interpretation which will be like the way people approached Starsky & Hutch. It won’t be a parody because we take the character of Jerry Cotton very seriously but we see him a bit like Inspector Drebin in The Naked Gun. The film industry as well as the fans and readers are already all very enthusiastic,’ Becker said.

Wow. I didn’t know Starsky and Hutch was “fantastic”. Yikes.