I bet in a pinch, you could use Mo’Nique’s calves like an industrial-sized Brillo pad to scour pots and pans. And if that didn’t work, you could always try the other end, because it’s pretty obvious she’s never met any form of grease she didn’t like. 409 and Palmolive better watch their backs, because this chick’s a regular double threat.
PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News
The 2010 Golden Globe Awards were last night. We could kill some time talking about them, but nobody really cares about the actual awards. Let’s just cut to the chase and take a look at what all the ladies were wearing, shall we?
Halle Berry:
Christina Hendricks:
Jennifer Aniston (with Gerard Butler):
Nicole Kidman (with Mo’Nique):
Diane Kruger (with Joshua Jackson):
Mariah Carey (with her wife Nick Cannon):
The 40th Annual NAACP Image Awards were last night. I have no idea if they were televised, because I still have the flu and I spent my evening raging with fever, hoping that I might die in my sleep and find an end to my suffering. Alas, I woke up this morning still nine kinds of alive and still feverish, cursing every god I’ve ever heard of. I am not remotely in a good mood, so buckle your chin straps, bitches. Today might be a little bumpy.
Another red carpet, more ladies in dresses…
Rosario Dawson (oooh, pretty):
Halle Berry (drink her in before she shaves her head for Nappily Ever After):
Dakota Fanning (I guess she’s a Strong Black Woman now since she did The Secret Life of Bees):
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