Fledgling porn star Montana Fishburne graces the cover of this month’s As Is magazine, but I’m not sure whose ass the machines are feeding us here, because in real life her rear end looks like somebody stubbed out about twenty or thirty cigars on it. I didn’t even know you could have puss zits and taint zits, but hell if she doesn’t have those, too. Don’t believe me? Well, I’m about to show you the truth. But before you click, be warned: This is your last chance. After this, there is no turning back. You take the blue pill and log off this site – the story ends, you wake up in your bed of lies and photoshop and believe whatever you want to believe. You take the red pill and click the link – you stay in Wonderland and I show you how deep the rabbit-hole goes. And it’s so deep you can practically see her cervix.

I’m trying to free your mind, but I can only show you the door… you’re the one that has to (very very VERY NSFW) walk through it.

In a culture where skanky behavior equals fame, Montana Fishburne, 19-year-old daughter of Laurence Fishburne, has decided to forgo hard work and is going to lie on her back (and every other position) instead. Says the Daily News,

Rather than submit an acting reel or attend auditions, young Montana Fishburne plans to use a sex tape to increase her profile and give her a foothold in the film industry.

According to a press release, Vivid Entertainment, which also distributed Kendra Wilkinson and Kim Kardashian’s sex tape, will handle the release of Montana Fishburne’s self-titled video, which is due out August 18th.

She said she was inspired by Kim Kardashian, who shot to instant fame after her own sex tape was made public several years ago.

“I’ve watched how successful Kim Kardashian became and I think a lot of it was due to the release of her sex tape by Vivid,” Fishburne said in the press release.” I’m hoping the same magic will work for me. I’m impatient about getting well-known and having more opportunities and this seemed like a great way to get started on it.”

“Montana made up her mind to make this DVD before we met her,” Vivid co-founder/chairman Steven Hirsch said. “She grew up in the entertainment business and was well aware of our company. In looking at the careers of many current leading female personalities, she saw a path to success and hopes to follow it.”

A YouTube interview of Montana Fishburne with adult actor Brian Pumper, one of her new co-stars, has been making Internet rounds.

“The scene was fun. It was sexy,” Pumper said of their work together. “She performed well.”

“It’s a step in a direction,” Montana Fishburne added of her motives for joining “the industry.”

*Sigh* The really fucked up part about it, is she’s right. Why bother with going to school and doing auditions and working towards something when you can just have sex on film? It worked for Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, and who knows how many other useless twats who are famous for nothing but having wonky-eyed sex and getting peed on. I’ll have to comfort myself in the fact that none of them have any staying power or real careers to speak of. They’ll be replaced by other up-and-coming fame whores like Montana here.

Brian Pumper going on and on about “cream” and “pussy juice” and how she performed and how  you can’t tell it’s the bitch’s first time (language NSFW).: