Meet the “Holy Grail of human evolution” — the fossilized remains of a 47 million-year-old primate believed to be the long-sought missing link between humans and apes. The NY Daily News says

Officially known as Darwinius masillae, the fossil of the lemur-like creature dubbed Ida shows it had opposable thumbs like humans and fingernails instead of claws.

Scientists say the animal’s hind legs offer evidence of evolutionary changes that led to primates standing upright - a breakthrough that could finally confirm Charles Darwin’s theory of evolution.

“This specimen is like finding the Lost Ark for archeologists,” lead scientist Jorn Hurum said at a ceremony at the American Museum of Natural History. “It is the scientific equivalent of the Holy Grail. This fossil will probably be the one that will be pictured in all textbooks for the next 100 years.”

Yeeeah! Exclusive — click the header image for the amazing photo of Ida wearing a bikini and walking upright that has turned the science world on its head!

Terminator Salvation’s Moon Bloodgood in Maxim magazine because she’s the missing link between your hand and your penis:

The premiere of Terminator: Salvation happened last night, and I hope y’all are prepared for this movie to come for you and your wallet.  It’s got pissed off machines trying to kill the whole world and Christian Bale trying to stop them amidst a special effects extravaganza.  It’ll pretty much be the cinematic equivalent of an orgasm so strong it makes your eyes roll back in your head.  There will be no escaping its siren song.  You will fork over your $10, and then you’ll probably do it again a few days later and thank it for the pleasure of pilfering you.

Christian Bale with his wife, Sibi:

Bryce Dallas Howard:

Anton Yelchin:

Moon Bloodgood:

Sam Worthington: