No One Wants to See Mel Gibson’s Beaver Picture
Tags: focus groups, mel gibson, movie poster, The Beaver
Mel Gibson’s latest movie “The Beaver” isn’t exactly resonating with test audiences… and that’s putting it mildly. Radar Online says:
“There were numerous focus groups brought in and shown this movie poster and not one person said they would go see the movie,” an industry insider [revealed].
“Not one. It was a devastating blow to marketing and they’ve been scrambling trying to figure out what to do.”
The sight of Gibson on the posters was an immediate turnoff to viewers, undoubtedly stemming from the expletive laced and hate fueled rants.
“Hello. This person is under the care of a prescription puppet,” the sign Gibson is holding in the poster reads. “Please, treat him as you normally would, but address yourself to the puppet.”
No release date has been set for The Beaver, so only time will tell [its fate].
I’m surprised anybody dared to say anything negative about the movie. I’d be too afraid that Mel himself would come smashing through the one-way mirror, sweating and panting and eyes blazing, screaming himself red in the face how I was gonna like that movie or I was gonna give him a blowjob while he burned my goddamn whore house to the ground. Nothing but two big thumbs up from me!
