I already told you about Lindsay Lohan’s latest “serious” movie role as a nymphomaniac waitress in the movie “Florence.” But what I didn’t tell you — it will also star her beaver. Take that, “Herbie: Fully Loaded” critics! The Sun says

Producers only wanted 21-year-old Lindsay to go topless during red-hot sex scenes and were stunned when she told them she would be happy to do a full frontal. And despite usually commanding seven-figures, Lindsay has agreed to strip off for [a mere $40,000]. A Hollywood pal added: “Lindsay wants to build up an image as a mature, responsible actress.”

Hmmm… so, based on what I’ve just read, “mature” and “responsible” must be code words for “break out the poonanny.” Note to self: revise résumé and mortgage application ASAP.

Billie Jean is not my lover: