Michael Douglas’ son Cameron was busted yesterday with enough meth for an entire trailer park and most of the topless revue at Clancy Truck Stop ‘n’ Go-Go off I-81. TMZ says
Cameron Douglas was arrested in New York City for possession of methamphetamines with the intent to distribute. The 30-year-old actor was taken into custody by federal authorities earlier today.
It’s not the first time Cameron has been busted for drugs. Back in 2007 he was charged with felony possession of a controlled substance after cops found a syringe with liquid cocaine in a car he was in.
My mom always use to say, “A little meth never heard anybody.” At least, I think that’s what she was saying. It was hard to understand her sometimes because most of her teeth had fallen out and her gums were riddled with sores and she was usually shouting it from her makeshift hammock in the corner of the shed where she lived so the government couldn’t listen in on her thoughts anymore.
And now for some sexy Jennifer Aniston leg action on the set of “The Bounty” to cleanse the palate:
Disney execs have alerted the LAPD that a middle-aged man arrested for stalking Miley Cyrus in Georgia last month has been released because of jail overcrowding — despite the man telling the cops that Cyrus sends him “secret messages” through her television show. The NY Daily News says
McLeod was arrested [in Georgie last month] near where Cyrus was filming her upcoming movie, “The Last Song.”
McLeod allegedly tried to head-butt one officer as he was being handcuffed. “I will [fucking] be with Miley!” he screamed as he tussled with police. “Nobody will ever be able to keep us apart.”
McLeod told [police that] Cyrus had accepted his marriage proposal and that her father, Billy Ray Cyrus, had given him his blessing. He told cops he had “thousands of pictures [of] Miley on his computer,” and had mailed her diamond rings… [and] that Cyrus’ responses came in the form of ’secret messages’ on her television show directed only to him.”
Police believe McLeod is obviously delusional.
“Obviously delusional?” We die-hard Miley fans prefer the term “visionaries,” thank you very much. You’ll see for yourself when the new Hannah Montana World Order is set into motion and Disney finally lays claim to your souls! Mwah hah ha ha!
An interview the NY Daily News did with him back in March:
Remember the name Maria Esther Castillo — you’re going to be hearing it a lot today. Ms. Castillo found herself duct-taped to her seat after striking a flight attendant and assaulting the disabled during a flight to Chicago. The Chicago Tribune says
[Castillo] struck a flight attendant on the buttocks with the back of her hand [and] fell onto the head of a blind passenger and later started pulling the person’s hair. Ankle cuffs kept slipping off Castillo, so the flight crew and two passengers were forced to use duct tape to keep her in her seat, the complaint states.
Maria Esther Castillo is charged with resisting arrest and interfering with the operations of a flight crew aboard United Airlines Flight 645, from Puerto Rico to Chicago.
This just confirms my father’s belief that duct tape can be used in nearly every situation. Reattaching an amputated limb, replacing your windshield, silencing a witness — all of it. And don’t let’s forget the body hair removal perks that come with a quality adhesive! Maria Ester Castillo got that luscious Latina body hair ripped out right by the root for free. United Airlines can now boast free in-flight ankle waxing with every belligerent outburst! United — come fly the hair-free skies.
