2011 is starting off with a bang for the Favre family. And by “bang” I mean  the explosive diarrhea kind of bang. Seems that Brett Favre isn’t the only fuck-up in the family. People Magazine says,

Just days after NFL star Brett Favre was sued for sexual harassment, his younger sister, Brandi Favre, was arrested Wednesday for allegedly manufacturing crystal meth at a condo in Mississippi.

Brandi Favre, 34, who lives in Pass Christian, Miss., was charged with manufacturing methamphetamine and generation of hazardous waste, both felonies, according to the local Sun Herald newspaper.

Undercover agents raided the condo in Diamondhead, Miss., after buying meth from two suspects at a gas station off Interstate 10. The apartment had “an overwhelming odor [with] smoke and fumes,” and meth was found cooking in the bathtub, a police sergeant said.

Favre and two other suspects in the condo were arrested. All five suspects were taken to the Hancock County Barn for decontamination and then charged. They were due in court Thursday.

Brandi Favre reportedly has a history of trouble with the law, including prior charges for shoplifting and unlawful use of a weapon.

With a previous history and now two felonies under her belt, I doubt Brandi will be home for Christmas this year. They can just do what my family does whenever someone’s in the pokey; glue their mugshot to one of those standees. You don’t have to buy them a present and you don’t have to remember to talk to them. It’s better than the real thing!

Remember Mel Gibson’s 2006 DUI arrest where he went on an anti-Semetic tirade and called one of the arresting officers “sugartits?” No, you don’t, because it never happened. Cue the Dale Gribble “shh-shh-shah!” TMZ says

Mel Gibson’s 2006 DUI is now officially off his record… after Judge Lawrence Mira just signed legal documents in Malibu.

Mel’s lawyer, Blair Berk, requested the motion to dismiss on September 21 after Mel successfully completed the terms of his three-year probation.

Boy, if Lady Justice were a real person, that blindfold would have been yanked down into gag restraint and she’d be in the fetal position still bleeding from the anus. I’ve already lived through my wedding night once, thank you very much. No sense in subjecting the legal system to it, too.