Katy Perry, Queen of Sharts

Katy Perry is convinced she is twee and adorable and that everyone loves her as much as she loves herself. I’m just as convinced that she is a talentless, gimmicky hack with about as much depth as a puddle of dog piss. She epitomizes all that’s fucked up with the world of pop these days, which is …

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Kim Kardashian is Releasing an Album

First Paris Hilton had a sex tape, and then Kim Kardashian had a sex tape. And then Paris released a crappy album, and now Kim Kardashian is gonna release a crappy album. Will overproduced auto-tuned wonders never cease? TMZ says: Kim Kardashian is recording an album. Kim’s recently been in the studio with top notch …

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The Grammys Were Last Night

Hi guys, it’s Sonya today. Did you know that nipples can stick to ice? It’s true. Just ask Abby when she gets back. So, the Grammys happened last night, and like the dedicated blogger that I am, I didn’t watch them. I don’t really care who gets what, because it’s all a bunch of crap …

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