The “Dancing with the D-list Stars” season 9 lineup has officially been announced, and boy is it chock full of losers and nobodies you’ve never heard of. The less-than-impressive roster includes:

Macy Gray –Macy Gray first burst onto the music scene with her debut album “On How Life Is” and the hit single “I Try,” both of which went to number one.

Melissa Joan Hart –Known for her starring roles in the television series “Clarissa Explains It All” and “Sabrina the Teenage Witch,” Hart starred in the ABC Family Original Movie “Holiday in Handcuffs” opposite Mario Lopez.

Kathy Ireland — Kathy Ireland, the super model is now wife, mother of three, author, Sunday school teacher and fashion CEO, of kathy ireland Worldwide®.

Mya — Multi-platinum artist Mya, became a star at the age of 18 with three top 10 singles. Her fourth and fifth studio albums have been released in Japan.

Mark Dacascos — Famously known as host of Food Network’s “Iron Chef America,” Dacascos has appeared in several feature films including “Brotherhood of the Wolf,” “Only the Strong,” “Only the Brave,” and “The Lost Medallion.”

Ashely Hamilton — Son of former “Dancing with the Stars” contestant George Hamilton, Ashley co-wrote the top 10 Robbie Williams hit “Come Undone” and has writing credits for Hillary Duff and a starring role in “Sunset Beach.”

Michael Irvin — One of the most successful wide receivers in the history of the NFL, former Dallas Cowboy Michael Irvin is a three-time Super Bowl champion and former broadcaster for ESPN’s “NFL Countdown.”

Donny Osmond — Osmond won the hearts of millions as a member of the Osmonds. Donny and [sister] Marie are currently performing at the Las Vegas Flamingo Hotel through 2012.

Tom DeLay — The former House Majority Leader is a prominent Republican and first elected to Congress in 1984.

Natalie Coughlin — Olympic swimming gold medalist Natalie Coughlin is the most decorated female athlete of both the 2008 Beijing and 2004 Athens Games.

Joanna Krupa — Polish-born Joanna Krupa moved to LA to pursue a career in modeling and acting. She’s been featured in E!’s “The Sexiest” and was selected as the cover model for Ocean Drive magazine.

Debi Mazar — Mazar’s feature film debut in Martin Scorsese’s “Goodfellas” set the stage for an extensive career in both television and film, [including] “Friends,” “Ugly Betty” and her own sitcom, CBS’ “Temporarily Yours.” She presently stars as publicist Shauna on HBO’s hit series “Entourage.”

Kelly Osbourne — Singer, actress and media personality, Kelly’s father is rock icon, Ozzy Osbourne, and her mother is well-known TV personality, Sharon Osbourne.

Aaron Carter — Younger brother of Backstreet Boys Nick Carter, Aaron Carter has appeared on “Lizzie McGuire” and “7th Heaven,” as well as [singing] vocals on soundtracks for “Disneymania Ella Enchanted,” “Pokeman” and “Rugrats the Movie.”

Chuck Lidell — Chuck Liddell is the face of the Ultimate Fighting Championship. Liddell [was] the light-heavyweight champion of the world [and] was also inducted into the UFC Hall of Fame.

Louie Vito — Professional snowboarder Louie Vito is among the U.S.’s elite snowboarders favored to make the 2010 Olympic team. The 21 year-old is also a two-time winner of the USSA Grand Prix Halfpipe Series.

Wow, Macy Gray and Kelly Osbourne? Sorry, but I don’t think you can legally have that much sexy in one room. Not without several handlers armed with tranquilizer guns and on of those steel mesh harnesses, anyway. You never know when they might get spooked and go on a ranch-dressing fueled rampage.