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Nadya “Octomom” Suleman filed for bankruptcy today one month after going on welfare. I hope that includes her busted-ass plastic surgery. No one should pay to look that bad. Says TMZ,

Nadya Suleman filed for Chapter 7 today in federal court — a month after going on welfare — meaning she’s hopelessly buried in a mountain of debt.

Chapter 7 is the most serious form of bankruptcy — it’s basically when you go belly up — something Octo is well-familiar with.

The legal docs we obtained do not specify her creditors or how much she owes — but it’s pretty clear … she’s dead broke.

It’s pretty sad, really. I bet she was planning on making it big with a reality show or something with her passel of children, but now she’s on welfare and bankrupt. Someone should make her a shirt that says, “I Gave Birth to 8 Babies At Once, and All I Got Was This Shirt and 8 Babies”. It’s poetic justice at its finest.

At LAX earlier this month:

Photo source: Fame Pictures

Nadya Suleman is defending her decision to pose topless for those photos that appeared in British magazine Closer, who says she got paid a measely $8,000. But what about us? I say everyone who saw them should receive compensation for pain and suffering. Says Digital Spy,

Appearing on Anderson, Suleman admitted that she “did it for money”.

“I got $8,000 (£5,000),” she said. “I have to do what I have to do to take care of my family, and I’m not ashamed. I’m not ashamed at all.”

She continued: “You have to learn to let go of everyone’s perspective of you because you cannot please the world. You have to please your God – He’s the only one I have to answer to really, at the end of the day – myself, and my children… I have never sacrificed my morals and values.”

Suleman also confirmed reports that she is struggling to keep up with mortgage payments and revealed that she will be moving shortly as she is about six months behind.

“I’m supposed to be the owner of the home,” she said. “But unfortunately I have been, like many other people, struggling, and it’s been very hard to keep up with the mortgage payments. And I’ve been late many months now.”

You wouldn’t be in such a financial bind if you didn’t have a fucking zoo to feed. I hate it when people do shit and then try to get off the hook by dragging God into it. Lady, when God said, “be fruitful and multiply”, I don’t think you’re exactly what he had in mind.

36-year-old mom of fourteen Nadya Suleman talked about her loathing of sex and masturbation as she posed in a bikini for the latest issue of Steppin’ Out magazine. They wanted her to talk about her loathing of food while wearing a chef’s hat and gnawing on a turkey leg, but everyone agreed that just seemed weird. The NY Daily News says:

Even when she was married, Suleman said she never liked to be intimate with her husband.

“I can tell you that I never touched [my husband] physically. It was a different type of marriage. I’m the kind of person who can be with a man for years and never touch him. My mind is not wired that way. I don’t need that kind of thing. People need sex, but I don’t .. I have zero sexual interest.”

And that includes with herself.

“I’ve never even touched myself in that way,” she added. “Maybe if I had touched myself things would be different. I never tried it so I don’t know what I’m missing.”

Fourteen kids, but completely sexually repressed? Sounds like a textbook Catholic if you ask me.

Octomom Nadya Suleman’s passel of children are finding themselves ever closer to becoming wards of the state of California today, thanks to that fetish video she filmed inside their home. The Daily Mail says:

Octomom Nadya Suleman [faces] an investigation by social workers after filming a baby fetish video at her home.

[Photos from the video] show the man on her bed, while corset-clad Suleman whips him near a baby crib.

Another photo shows her feeding him the man with a bottle and another shows him posing inside her children’s play castle.

But Nadya insists the video was just a joke and that she’s been celibate for over eleven years. TMZ says:

Octomom revealed she hasn’t knocked OctoBoots in more than a decade… despite some lucrative offers.

As for the baby-whipping fetish flick, Nadya Suleman tells us she was “grossed out” when she first saw the footage and insists the whole thing was supposed to be a “spoof” of her porno propositioners.

Seeing a grown man in a diaper requesting “spankies” is disturbing on so many levels. You can watch* the video for yourself below, but heed the wide-eyed cat’s warning: that which is seen CANNOT BE UNSEEN. May God have mercy on your soul.

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Bankrupt and desperate Nadya Suleman has finally found a way to save her house and keep her 14 human larvae from starving: she let somebody videotape her flogging a man wearing a bonnet and a diaper and sell it on the internet. Check and mate, foreclosure! TMZ says:

Octomom stars in a fetish video, in which she whips a grown man wearing a baby diaper and a bonnet.

The video was shot recently in her L.A. area home. The video shows Nadya Suleman, dressed in a black corset [and] black leggings [whipping a man] in the diaper so much so he has welts on his back.

The video is being shopped for sale. We’re told both Nadya and the dude have signed the model release so it can be sold.

In these economic times, you have learn to make some sacrifices. Like your dignity and self-respect, for one. There’s no rate of return on integrity. At least that’s what the guy at the bank told me as he was unzipping his pants.

PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures

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