S.S. Naked Cowboy Visits the Emerald Isle
Tags: naked cowboy, robert john burck

Naked Cowboy Robert John Burck somehow managed to convince Ireland to allow him to perform his theme song at a rugby game in Dublin over the weekend. And despite his being trapped onstage surrounded by 18,000 belligerent drunks, not one of them bothered to beat the shit out of him while he was there. I guess they didn’t want to waste a perfectly good beating on someone other than their wives. Zing!
