Even though she’s denied they exist, the first of several naked photos of Jersey Shore’s Snooki has been made its way onto the interwebs via the magical portal known as NakedSnooki.com. The photo in question shows Snooki on all fours but strategically covered, and sucking in with vengeance only previously seen courtesy Britney Spears and a can of Cheez Whiz. Radar Online says

RadarOnline.com has seen several photos and they appear to be genuine. The background of the photos matches the background of photos Snooki has released via Twitter – and the background is her bedroom.

There is also a short video that exists. Most of the photos are strategically posed, hiding much of Snooki’s body.

The people in possession of the photos have chosen to remain anonymous so far. But they have registered a domain name and put the photo on a Web site, where RadarOnline.com has viewed it.

It is the one of the set of photos previously seen by RadarOnline.com.

Good God. I’ve never seen skin that color in my life. It’s like a cross between Donatella Versace and a well-oiled catcher’s mitt. Although from a distance, you’d really be hard-pressed to tell either of those two things apart.

You’ll finally get to see JWoww’s… um, “wow,” because nekkid pics of “Jersey Shore” star Jenni Farley are currently being shopped around to the highest bidder. According to Radar Online

The photos of Jwoww being shopped leave NOTHING to the imagination.

In one photo, she is facing the camera, topless. It’s shot from the waist up and will certainly not disappoint her male fans.

A second photo shows Jwoww slightly turned, but with her back mainly toward the camera. She is wearing a skimpy wrap around her waist but that does not obscure the rear view!

The third photo is a full length topless frontal shot, where Jwoww is again wearing a small wrap around her waist and boots.

Sounds good, but how will we be able to know that they are real, bonafide naked pics of a Jersey Shore cast member when we see them? There are a lot of convincing photoshop forgeries out there. Well, don’t you worry, boys and girls. That’s why I’m here. I did a little research and discovered there are several key ways to tell if your Jersey Shore naked pics are authentic.

THE TOP TEN WAYS TO TELL IF YOUR JERSEY SHORE NAKED PICS ARE AUTHENTIC

10. They leave an oily residue on your monitor

9. All the photos are watermarked with the letters “GTL”

8. When you click on the thumbnails, Ronnie comes out of nowhere and suckerpunches you in the back of the head

7. You aren’t sure if you’re looking at a cast member or a post-op tranny

6. After you look at them, you find a bowl of “haterade” under the bed

5. Snooki’s date puked on them

4. They come with the warning “May stain clothing or skin; wearing gloves is recommended.”

3. They smell like pickles

2. There’s a crazy Israeli girl with glasses hiding in the lower left hand corner

and the number one way to tell if your Jersey Shore naked pics are authentic:

1. If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, well, then… it’s probably just the house phone. Hey, better luck next time!

Leaving LAX with the rest of the cast:

Arriving at L.A. hotspot Voyeur:

PHOTO SOURCE: Pacific Coast News Online, Bauer-Griffin Online