Don’t you hate it when you eat something and it all goes to your mons pubis? Ask Naomi Watts. Okay, it’s not that bad, I was just happy to find an opportunity to use the word mons pubis. It makes me feel so educated. I feel like I should be wearing a monacle and twirling my mustache. I have neglected to wax it for quite a while.
In Barbados with the fam:
File this one under “TMI”. Naomi Watts revealed to Ellen Degeneres that her boyfriend and father to her kids, Liev Schreiber, wouldn’t mind strapping on fake titties to feed their 2 month old son. US Magazine reports,
Naomi Watts can’t complain that her beau, Liev Schreiber, isn’t up for daddy duty.
“Liev is a very hands-on dad,” Watts tells Ellen DeGeneres of the couple’s two sons — Alexander, 1, and Samuel, 2 months.
Although Schreiber helps as much as possible, there’s one thing he can’t do.
“He does take care of Sasha [their nickname for Alexander] in the night, but he can’t do Sammy because I’m breastfeeding,” she says. “Although with the first one, he was like, ‘I want the man boob.’”
Maybe he could hookup a contraption like this:
Technically, men CAN breastfeed. Don’t believe me? Google it. I did, and I’m very, very sorry.
I bet Liev’s friends are going to have a field day with this one.
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