After all the tears, tributes, flowers, and hysterical fans, I’d say it’s about time to remember that really obvious side of Michael Jackson that everyone’s been ignoring. Let’s take a trip down memory lane. I’m talking about the Michael with the penchant for little boys, toys, and Jesus juice. So let’s take a gander at the photos of Michael’s inner sanctum, that part of Neverland Ranch that was off-limits to anyone not specifically invited inside, taken as part of the prosecution process back in 2003. Remember? Pedophile? Here’s a fun game: Count the oversized dolls! See if you can find Jacko’s medicine cabinet! See if you can find the bottle of Clorox, always great to wash away those pesky brown spots!

I’m slightly terrified that there’s going to be a big pile of stuffed animals, and his face is going to be camouflaged in with them, motionless and silent, just like that scene from E.T. Someone hold me!

Michael Jackson has only kinda-sorta sold his Neverland ranch — it has been revealed that company to which he transferred the deed is partially under his control. Pretty clever for a guy with no nose! According to the Associated Press

The singer filed a grant deed on the ranch Monday that makes the new owner an entity called the Sycamore Valley Ranch Co.

Sycamore Valley Ranch Co. is a joint venture between Jackson and an affiliate of Colony Capital LLC, according to a person with knowledge of the transaction who… requested anonymity.

Jackson had gone into default on the $24.5 million he owes on the property and had faced foreclosure before Colony Capital bailed him out earlier this year by purchasing his loan.

That way, when he finally makes his triumphant return as King of Pop, he can reclaim what is rightfully his without incident. Until then, internet chat rooms and heavily-treed playgrounds will have to suffice. You can take a man’s home, but you’ll never take his pedophilic fantasies!