Sure, you could find a ton of pictures of Doutzen Kroes in a bikini that are much better than these, but those pics won’t have that “young mother blissfully unaware of the pervert weirdo violating his restraining order by taking photos of her from a bush behind her property” factor. These do.
In Miami with her new baby and her husband:
PHOTO CREDIT: Fame Pictures
Sandra Bullock’s soon-to-be ex-husband Jesse James will be giving his first public interview since news of his multiple affairs broke earlier this year. Entertainment Tonight says
James is going on the record in a new TV interview with ABC’s “Nightline” on Tuesday, May 25. He’ll answer questions about his marital indiscretions and his time in rehab, [including] why he cheated on his Oscar-winning wife and what role he’ll have in her newly adopted baby son Louis Bardo Bullock’s life.
But nobody on Nightline better refer to him as “the most hated man in America,” because it’s not on his list of Jesse-James-approved insults. According to TMZ
Jesse James he no longer wants to be referred to as a Nazi … or as that dumbass who cheated on Sandra Bullock.
James is making his plea to an L.A. County Superior Court judge, in a case where Jesse is accused of screwing over a clothing company.
In the docs, Jesse asks the judge to exclude any evidence or mention of:
- Jesse’s sexual behavior
- The phrase “most hated man in America” to describe Jesse
- Any mention of the word “nazi” or “nazis” to describe Jesse
- The terms, “monster … skin head … racist … homophobe … prostitute … cheater”
- Bombshell McGee
Also prohibited: the terms “poopyhead,” “baldy,” “the great white way,” and “Kommandant Stinken Püssen.” I just want to know where my lawyer was when I was at recess in the third grade.
Now that she’s kicked her whoremongering husband Jesse James to the curb, Sandra Bullock has a new man in her life — his name is Louis, and he’s black, and he hails from Ray Nagin’s magical Chocolate City. People Magazine says
Bullock reveals that she is the proud mother of Louis Bardo Bullock, a 3½-month-old boy born in New Orleans. Bullock, 45, and husband Jesse James, 41, began the adoption process four years ago and brought Louis home in January but decided to keep the news to themselves until after the Oscars. Their close friends and family – including James’s children Sunny, 6, Jesse Jr., 12, and Chandler, 15 – were essential in keeping the adoption a secret.
Then, just 10 days after the March 7 Oscars, Bullock and James separated following reports James had cheated. Bullock says she is now adopting as a single parent.
Wait — I think I already saw this one. She uses her spunky Bible Belt can-do attitude to raise him to be a good Christian pro football player while making some insightful self-discoveries of her own. Running time: 120 minutes. Rated PG-13 for brief violence, drug and sexual references.
UPDATE: Read Jesse James’ official statement about the divorce and adoption after the jump.
Jesse revisiting the ‘tard yesterday:
PHOTO SOURCE: Bauer-Griffin
Supermodel Heidi Klum put up the first photos of her 7-week-old daughter Lou Sulola on her official website yesterday. This is one of those rare instances where saying, “aww, she looks just like her daddy” could actually be construed as an insult, because Seal looks like a damn horseshoe bat who lost all his fur in a fire. You might as well spit in her crib and make the sign of the cross while you’re at it.
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