Someone* sent me these pictures of what is supposed to be George Clooney’s new girlfriend Elisabetta Canalis topless. Now, I can’t vouch for their authenticity, because half the pictures don’t even look like the same girl and her nipples look completely different in every shot. I’m talking size, color, Montgomery tubercles density — the works. But one thing I do know is that she played a nun who shows her tits in some movie called “Virgin Territory,” and frankly, that’s all the proof I needed to go ahead and run with it. Also, there were boobs. If it’s fancy “accuracy” and “facts” you want, I’m pretty sure that dude from PBS has a blog.

_{*Alert reader DeezNuts. Thank you from the back of my tonsils!}

Here’s a sexy spread that Oksana Pochepa, the chick that supposedly did in Mel Gibson’s marriage, shot for Russian Maxim a few years back. You’ll note that Russian Maxim is kinda of like our Maxim, only instead of “never ending cycle of insurmountable poverty” they say “socialism,” and instead of “flies” they say “our national bird.”