New York magazine released a couple of outtakes from Lindsay Lohan’s now infamous Marilyn Monroe “Last Sitting” recreation, and boy, are they boring. I say “boring” because although still technically naked, there’s not nearly as many nipples as before. Well, kinda, in one, if you strain. And I’m not big into straining. That’s why I use a ladle and balance the carton on my chest when I’m eating ice cream. I find key positioning and wider delivery devices can cut your carton-to-mouth recovery time in half. Believe me, between that, my Hover Round and my Poise pads, I barely ever strain at all.

Boring, loring, snoring:

Lindsay Lohan’s mother Dina has finally spoken out about her daughter’s New York magazine recreation of Marilyn Monroe’s famous “Last Sitting.” In three words? Thumbs-fuckin’-up. Dina told People Magazine

“It was very tastefully done. I respect the photographer as an artist, so I look at them artistically. I looked at it as art. I don’t look at them like it’s Playboy… Trust me, I wouldn’t have sent my 14-year-old [daughter Alli] to the set [if the shoot was in bad taste]. And obviously Lindsay wouldn’t do anything with her sister there that was risqué.”

All I can say is Dina was a hell of a lot more supportive of her daughter’s nudity than my own mother ever was. When my mom found those naked picture of me my junior year, I never heard the words “congratulations on your art” come out of her mouth. Instead it was all “You’re only sixteen” this and “Oh my God — is that your stepfather?!” that. I’m sure I could have really made a difference if my mother hadn’t divorced Todd and pulled the plug my artistic visions back in high school.

Lindsay at WWE Raw Monday night and smoking her way to beautiful: