Jan 18, 20086
Fergie’s Fly Was Down
Tags: Fergie, new zealand
Fergie opened for The Police yesterday in Wellington, New Zealand and spent the entire performance traipsing around stage with her zipper wide open. Not as embarrassing as, say, pissing your pants while performing, but still pretty damn embarrassing. On a positive note, at least her wiener didn’t work its way out and her wig didn’t fall off. Thus her true identity as Dr. Zaius from Planet of the Apes was safe for yet another day! From the Sacred Scrolls, 29th Scroll, 6th Verse: Beware the beast man, for he is the devil’s pawn. Shun him, drive him back into his jungle lair, for he is the harbinger of death!1
1 Also, he smells like pee.
