Nickelodeon has decided against working statutory rape turned teenage pregnancy into their hit television series “Zoey 101,” which means Jamie Lynn Spears can officially kiss all but porn and shitty infomercials good-bye. London’s The Sun reports

The show starring Britney Spears’ pregnant little sister has been axed, TV Biz can reveal. The fourth and final season has already been filmed — with two episodes that will see the end of US schoolgirl Zoey. And a show source further revealed: “Nickelodeon bosses are still undecided whether to air season four or not. For now it looks like it has been canned.”

Give it five or ten years and then be on the lookout for the following titles:

UPDATE: TV Guide and several other sources are now claiming the show has NOT been canceled. Unfortunately, same goes for “I, Carly” and “Tak and the Power of Juju.”