Nicky Hilton Anorexic?

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After ballooning up a good twenty pounds last year, it looks like Nicky Hilton has hopped on the bulimia band wagon back to Boneysville. How else do you explain those shapely gams of hers? Rawr! Not to mention that you can use her knees to slim jim your car if you’ve locked your keys inside or aerate your lawn in the spring. EDITOR’S NOTE: This would also explain why “giant tool” is the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the name “Nicky Hilton.”

Bone Fugs in Harmony last Thursday:

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