Former Pussycat Dolls singer Nicole Scherzinger goes topless in this month’s issue of GQ India, so I felt pretty confident these would be new to you, because really, who the fuck subscribes to GQ India? The discerning gentleman who needs to know which summer scarf best compliments the HIV and plague that have ravaged his body? I’m pretty sure that guy already reads Malaysian Esquire.
Dallas pilot Jake Pavelka revealed on last night’s Bachelor finale that he will be starring on the tenth season of ABC’s “Dancing with the Stars,” along with some other equally D-list has-beens and nobodies. People Magazine says
[The season ten cast includes] astronaut Buzz Aldrin, reality star Kate Gosselin, Olympic gold medalist Evan Lysacek, actresses [Shannon] Doherty and [Pamela] Anderson, Pussycat Dolls star Nicole Scherzinger, soap star Aiden Turner, NFL star Chad Ochocinco, ESPN’s Erin Andrews, and actress-comedian Niecy Nash.
The new Dancing season kicks off March 22 on ABC.
Well, the good news is that Kate Gosselin already has her very own Asian sweatshop at her disposal. That ought to save the DWTS costume department a fortune in lycra-polyester blends and manual labor.
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