Hannah Montana Ratings Drop

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Disney no doubt has their Mickey Mouse underpants in a wad over “Hannah Montana’s” latest shitty Nielsen ratings. MSNBC reports

It’s possible that Miley Cyrus’ Vanity Fair photo shoot might have had an impact on her show’s ratings. The May 4 episode of “Hannah Montana” saw a ratings drop of 24 percent… [and] overall ratings for the show have been in decline.

I’m going to go out on a limb here and say ratings are down because her show fucking sucks. There. I said it. I’m not afraid of a little controversy. Like at Easter dinner, when my stepmother asked me to pass the salt, and I yelled, “You’ll never be my mom and you’re not the boss of me, Tina!” and ran upstairs and slammed the door so hard my Hannah Montana poster fell off the wall. Ooh, that’s right, boys and girls. I serve up a big slice of truth with a steaming helping of in-your-face, so if you can’t handle it, you should just get off the train now.

Miley picking up her sister from school April 30th:

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