Jan 15, 20087
Paris Eats It
Tags: night club, Paris Hilton
The only way this video could be any more awesome is if when Paris Hilton eats it getting out of her car up there, she landed on land mine filled with fire ants and cobras instead of just the sidewalk. I’d also accept a land mine made of feces and rusted nails or one filled with buzz saws and napalm. But you know how that old saying goes — you can shit in one hand and hope in the other and see which fills up first. On the plus side, you’d be one handful closer to finally making that turd and nail bomb we were just talking about.
January whoring it up in Hollywood last week:
