Two Fugs in a Pod

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Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen

Mary-Kate and Ashley Olsen always manage to dress 40 years older than they really are. The Twin on The Right (who knows who’s who?) looks like she skinned a black Wookiee, and the one on the left made nice use of plaited Christmas wrap for her jacket. They’re always so freaking somber, too. They must have the personality of a dish of lukewarm vanilla pudding.

At the premiere of Nine:

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Penelope Cruz as a Burlesque Dancer in “Nine”

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I can’t think of a better way to start a Friday morning than with Penelope Cruz’ crotch. Maybe Penelope Cruz doing calisthenics naked on a trampoline in slow motion, but that’s just being greedy.

One more crotch shot from her upcoming movie “Nine,” and a couple of her latest Mango ads:

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