Oct 15, 2009

This is Tara Palmer-Tomkinson, who according to wikipedia is “also known as T P-T, …a well-known one-time English “it girl”, television personality, presenter and model.” That’s probably why I don’t know who the hell she is, but I can tell you she scares the bejeezus out of me. I think I saw her in a nightmare once, and when I woke up, I was muttering something about a witch’s teat. I’m just puzzled how celebrities can get away with flashing nipples in public, but when I want it to be a “shirt optional” day, it’s always, “indecent exposure” this and “you can’t come to the parent-teacher conferences anymore” that. Pff.
More double, double, toil and trouble at the Tatler 300th anniversary party in London


Oct 6, 2009

Today has been unbelievably boring, I know. I was actually starting to feel a little… bad about it. But then I remembered I had still had half a bottle of tequila under the driver’s seat of the Yugo. Problem solved! So shut up and enjoy Kate Moss‘ nipples, crybabies.
All nips at the Yves St Laurent fashion show afterparty:







PHOTO CREDIT: Bauer-Griffin Online
Sep 30, 2009

Sophie Monk’s new movie “The Hills Run Red” heads straight to a DVD player near you today, in which she plays a stripper who shows her boobs. That’s all I really know. I was going to do a little more research, but that would have required reading words instead of staring at her boobs. Which, ironically, is exactly you’re doing right now. Dumbass!
All thumbs 2 and 3 NSFW:



Sep 24, 2009

Break out your hankies, boys and girls — Lily Allen is retiring from music. The Sun says
Lily Allen has confirmed she will never make another album.
She wrote [on her new blog]: “Just so you know, I have not renegotiated my record contract and have no plans to make another record. The days of me making money from recording music has been and gone as far as I’m concerned.”
The 24-year-old star is now focusing on her appearance in a London theatre production called Reasons to be Pretty. “The play is about themes close to my heart, about the really damaging cult of beauty among young girls,” [Lily said].
I’m glad young girls will have a strong feminine icon like Lily to look up to so they can finally escape that “damaging cult of beauty.” A belligerent, yo-yo dieting, coke-binging, titty-flashing piss-ass drunk of an icon. Amy Winehouse was probably too busy.
Lily in this month’s GQ, plus some more behind the scene shots of Lily in her underpants — and some NSFW completely topless — after the jump








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Jul 20, 2009

Ever wondered what Hermione Granger’s nipples would look like? Well, (NSFW) Boobicus Appearicus! A former boyfriend of Emma Watson claims to have taken the photo, but you can do a lot with PhotoShop these days, and I can’t vouch for its authenticity. But as Professor Dumbledore once said, “Boobies are boobies.” Erectus Weeniosa!
UPDATE: So it’s definitely a fake.
May 5, 2009

I’ve already introduced you to the term “party hat nipple.” Now meet Lady Gaga’s spin on the party hat, the “nipple sombrero.” You know, for those times you want to make your aereolas look as big as fucking dinner plates.
Leaving Bungalow 8 with Richie Rich:




