Didn’t think Amy Winehouse could get any more disgusting than she already is? Apparently, you don’t know Amy Winehouse very well. Showbiz Spy says

Amy’s persistent drug use has left the troubled star’s nose so “weak” she is concerned that it’s about to fall off. “Amy knows that her nose is next to fall apart — she admitted to me that it feels weak at the bone,” a source tells Fox News columnist Neil Sean. Amy herself has addressed the issue, [saying] “Yeah, it’s a problem, but it’s my problem so leave it”.

To reiterate, that’s Amy Winehouse with the same rotten teeth, the same pustuled skin and the same ratty hair, only now with a floppy wad of collapsed cartilage where her nose used to be. Picture a hollowed-out ballsack dangling right in the middle of her big ugly mug. If you’ll excuse me, I need to go change my panties now. A girl can only take so much sexiness in one post, you know!

I’m sure you’ve always noticed how clean and booger-free Renee Zellweger’s nose is on the red carpet. What’s her secret, you ask? Why, a professional nose-picker at her beck and call! According to The Mirror

But being a true movie star, [Renee can't] wipe the snot away by herself - oh no. Our Bridget Jones [has] a dedicated Andrex Annie to make sure her nose is greenie-free. We couldn’t believe our eyes as a woman armed with a red handkerchief dabbed at Renee’s A-list nose as she waited to go into the [Leatherheads] premiere at Leicester Square [Tuesday night].

When asked why she chosen the role of celebrity nose-wiper, the assistant replied, “Well, Lindsay Lohan already got the role of celebrity ball-licker and celebrity foreskin-bather ’cause she works for free.”

At the “Leatherheads” premiere in London Thursday night: