Can we officially rename Twitter to Twatter? Maybe Lenny Kravitz was getting jealous off all the attention that’s been directed recently to Nicole Alexander, Rihanna and Cassie, but whatever the reason, he decided to post a picture of his naked ass on TwatPic TwitPic. However, there’s something patently gay about a man posing for nude pictures, let alone posting them. I suppose I can’t really complain, with all the titties and tacos flying around, it’s kind of refreshing to get a little man-meat in on the action.

A (NSFW) thirty-year old full-frontal photograph of Madonna and what appears to be a small yak is now available to the highest bidder, thanks to Christie’s auction house in New York. People Magazine says

[The] head of Christie’s photography department says Madonna was a financially strapped 20-year-old dancer when she responded to photographer Lee Friedlander’s newspaper ad seeking a nude model. Her fee: $25.

Playboy published six photos from the shoot in 1985, though the one going on sale is “maybe the most explicit one.”

I did the math, and if your date to the senior prom bought you dinner, your puss went for more than Madonna’s did. Hell, if he just bought you a decent corsage. Or if he bought a pack of Trojans and two bottles of Boone’s Farm. Or even a shovel and a bag of lime for the guy you mowed down after those two bottles of Boone’s Farm. You can’t put a price tag on dignity, people!

Topless and therefore tasteful here; puss and therefore pornographic (NSFW) after the jump:

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