S.S. Lucy Pinder in Nuts Magazine Teaser

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Only British glamour model Lucy Pinder could make sitting like a kindergartener who has to pee look sexy. Frankly, she could be pounding out the sackful of puppies she just set on fire against a brick wall and I’d still think she was sexy. Like my mom always said, “Boobs boobs boobs tits!” Or was it “Love sees no wrong?” I guess it doesn’t matter, since they pretty much means the same thing when you really stop and think about it.

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S.S. Gemma Merna in Nuts Magazine

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Gemma Merna in Nuts Magazine

I’ve never heard of Gemma Merna before, but apparently she’s a UK glamour model who’s in this week’s issue of Nuts Magazine.  She also has a gigantic rack, and I figured that was pretty much all you worthless pervs would care to know.

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S.S. Gemma Atkinson is “Britain’s Sexiest Single 2009″.

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Gemma Atkinson Britain's Sexiest Single 2009

The February ’09 issue of Nuts Magazine features a list of Britain’s 50 Sexiest Single Babes and topping the list is Gemma Atkinson, who the magazine dubbed “Britain’s Sexiest Single 2009″.  I’m not sure which criteria they used to sort their list, but considering the fact that Gemma’s biggest screen credit was “Hollyoaks” from three or four years ago, I’m guessing the state of contenders’ CVs had nothing to do with it.  I would imagine the focus was primarily on other… uhh, assets.

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