I Can’t Even Handle These Bitches Anymore

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Lydia Hearst at Nylon Magazine 10th Anniversary Party

I think a deep, dark badness must happen inside a girl’s brain when she’s born with more money than most small countries, because I swear to God there ain’t one of these heiresses who can manage to dress herself without looking like an alien ice dancer or a homeless hippie or some other ridiculous shit.  This particular idiot is Lydia Hearst, and this getup is what she wore to the 10th anniversary party for Nylon Magazine.  As far as I know, Lydia Hearst is neither legally blind nor an actual ice skating extra terrestrial, so I don’t even know what to say about this.  My head hurts.

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