I’m sure there’s a perfectly good reason Olivia Wilde has her fist in her crotch and a flannel shirt around her waist. Maybe it’s 1992 and she really, really has to pee.
From the August issue (thumbs 1-5) + outtakes from the shoot:
Nylon claims to have “227 ways to keep yourself warm this winter” in their January issue, but I’ll do you one better than their boring shearling coats and patterned tights — masturbating to these sexy pictures of Mila Kunis! Your genitals are one of the warmest parts of your body, plus the up-and-down motion naturally converts kinetic energy into heat. But FYI, nobody ever wants to hear that explanation in a crowded restaurant. It’s better to just ask someone to turn the heat up or wear some mittens.
I could pretend you care about seeing these edgy black and whites of True Blood’s Anna Paquin in next month’s Nylon Magazine, but we all know what you came here to see, and it sure as hell ain’t artsy photographs. Or good writing, for that matter. So here you go –tits. Enjoy!
Anna Paquin naked in True Blood after the jump:
Actress (and I use that term loosely) Anna Faris has starred in such flaming turds as “My Super Ex-Girlfriend,” “House Bunny,” and “Scary Movies 1 – 4,” and yet I’m still finding a reason to post about her. Well, two reasons, to be exact. Hint: they rhyme with zits and gas. Except, you know, sexier.
Anna in June 2009 Nylon magazine:
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