Now that he’s all but castrated himself financially, former “Jon and Kate Plus 8″ star Jon Gosselin will be humiliating himself in a new reality show in which he’ll be dating Octomom Nadya Suleman. Sounds classy! The NY Daily News says
Producer Bobby Goldstein says he will produce the pilot, called “Jon – Kate = Jon Octomom,” with a former producer of “The Jerry Springer Show.”
According to a press release, cameras will follow Gosselin “as he contemplates what hooking up with Octomom could really be like. If they got married, they’d have 22 kids.”
Tthe 33-year-old single mom reveals that she will be so obsessed with the octodad, “she’s already talking openly about the two of them getting married.”
He added, “It will be like watching a train wreck. You know you shouldn’t look, but you can’t turn your head away.”
It’s more like looking into someone’s bedpan right before you empty it. You don’t want to look, but something inside of you compels you to, primarily because you’re a masochist with self-esteem issues and deep-down, you hate yourself and feel the need to suffer some kind of punishment. Yep, taking care of grandma those last few years really taught my a lot about myself.
Cameron Diaz is a rictus-faced jackhole with a long history of making asinine proclamations, but this is pretty ridiculous, even for her. In an interview with Cosmo, Diaz first says that people shouldn’t have kids anymore because there are already too many people on the planet, and THEN she says that she could end up being the next Octomom. From the Daily Mail:
Diaz told Cosmopolitan magazine: ‘I think women are afraid to say that they don’t want children because they’re going to get shunned.
‘But I think that’s changing too now. I have more girlfriends who don’t have kids than those that do.
‘And honestly? We don’t need any more kids. We have plenty of people on this planet.’
On whether she wants children of her own, Diaz said: ‘I never say never. I don’t know what’s going to happen.
‘I could end up adopting half a dozen kids, or I could end up being the next “octomum”.’
What a loudmouthed, entitled toolshed she is. I don’t even like children, but I’d sure as hell never demand that other people stop having them and then, moments later, say I want to keep my own options open just in case I ever change my mind. Honestly, at this point, probably the single best thing that Cameron Diaz could do for her public image would be to superglue her mouth shut.
At a screening of “Home” at the Stella McCartney store in West Hollywood:
Batshit insane Octomom Nadya Suleman might have claimed she couldn’t remember any of the details of her foray into lapdancing, but fortunately for us, the strippers she worked with still do. Among the shocking allegations of her former co-workers? Octomommy’s stage name was “Angelina.” Like Angelina Jolie. Who also has a passel of children, long dark hair and oversized lips. What an amazing coincidence! According to MSNBC
“I met her at an amateur contest, and we wound up doing parties together,” a stripper called “Sage” [said]. “She was overly flirty with the guys we performed for.”
“Numerous sources” confirmed Suleman, who has previously denied any interest in copying or even being a fan of celebrity mom Angelina Jolie, danced under the name “Angelina” and hoped to become a household name one day. “(Suleman) always said she wanted to be really famous,” explained Luis Ceballos, a limo driver who claims he once shuttled Suleman and other dancers to those aforementioned parties.
I give it three months before she’s arrested for trespassing on Brangelina property with a set of detailed instructions for filleting Angie whole so she can wear her skin like a suit. Buffalo Bill’s got nothin’ on this crazy bitch.
OctoMom Nadya Suleman’s penchant for having multiple people inside of her at once has sparked the interest of a hardcore porn company. According to TMZ
Major porn distributor Vivid Entertainment has just [offered Suleman] 1 million bucks to star in a skin flick of her own. Vivid [says] they’ll give her family full medical and dental insurance if she becomes a “contract girl”… meaning she’ll have to do multiple videos.
No word if Octo will take them up on the offer.
Too bad James Bond owns the rights to “Octopussy,” because that would be the best name ever for a Nadya Suleman porno. Hmmm… what about “Womb Raider,” then? “Mommy Ock Chockfull of Cock?” Ugh, I don’t know why I’m even trying. You’d probably have better luck making “There Was an Old Woman Who Lived in a Shoe” sound sexy.
With six of her fourteen children at a local park:
Nadya “Octomom” Suleman’s mother Angela Suleman spoke to Early Show co-anchor Maggie Rodriguez about her thoughts on her daughter’s situation, and she shed a little light on who the sperm donor was. CBS News quotes the video:
“Tell me about the sperm donor. How did she meet him?” Rodriguez asked.
“They were just friends. And she’s a very persuasive, well-spoken young woman. And somehow she must have talked him into it,” said Suleman.
“Has she been in contact with him since the babies were born?” Rodriguez asked.
“I’m sure she may have spoken with him,” Suleman said.
According to Suleman, at this point, the sperm donor isn’t a part of Nadya’s other six children’s lives, but she would like to see him be a part of all their lives.
“Every child needs a father. But my daughter wanted to raise these children by herself. So that, I think, is a kind of a little selfish act. I don’t know why she would not have a father, the father of these children in her life. I don’t,” Suleman said.
“Do you think he was paid for the sperm?” Rodriguez asked.
“I don’t know. She’s so persuasive. I doubt that she had to pay (she laughed) for anything really. She’s a very convincing person,” Suleman said.
I’m going to use my expert skills of deduction and read between the lines here. Nadya Suleman is a conniving, selfish, bloated bitch who should be put out to pasture. “Persuasive” meaning that she most likely hogtied the “friend” and milked the man’s prostate dry. I really hope CPS takes those poor little babies away and gives them to stable couples who don’t have little dollar signs in their pupils.
Freakshow Nadya Suleman claims she hasn’t had sex in 8 years, and that she won’t be dating for another 18 years, until her kids are grown up. The New York Post reports,
Nadya Suleman, 33, insisted she hasn’t been with a man since well before her eldest son, who is 7, was born though in vitro fertilization.
“I can’t remember the last time I went on a date,” Suleman told The Sun newspaper of London, after she was asked when was the last time she had sex. “Boyfriends? I think I’d have to be extremely selfish. I cannot maintain a social life and be a mother.”
Suleman promised to abstain from men until all her kids have grown up and flown the coop.
“To even take 1 percent of every night and devote it to someone else, a stranger, would be wrong,” she said.
“I have to wait for that until my youngest have left school.”
Ha! I really appreciate her attempt to sound like a responsible parent, but gee, having kids to try to fix your childhood issues of isolation kind of makes whatever you say irrelevant. Plus, not having sex hasn’t kept her from being a damned baby mill, now has it? I don’t wonder at all that she hasn’t had a date in forever. Having someone else to consult with about having a child is so tedious and is an unneccesary roadblock to achieving your goal of looking like a queen ant.
Arriving at the Bellflower hospital where her 8 babies are being taken care of.
