Jennifer Lopez has taken ex-husband Ojani Noa and his agent back to court this week in an attempt to stop the release of newly discovered home videos of the singer “exposing her genitals in public” while on vacation in Cuba. Think (NSFW) Britney Spears, but with an eh-Spanish accent. Radar Online says:

“JLo is riding a scooter in public in Cuba, while talking to the camera and numerous by-standers, with her privates in plain view,” said Ed Meyer, a rep for Lopez’s ex-hubby.

The tape does not contain full-on sex, but is said to grant a revealing glimpse of the singer’s… vagina.

[He adds], “We [have uncovered four new] hours of home videos [since the first injunction]. In the videos, Lopez gives her full consent to Noa taping her.”

Come on now. It’s not like she was flashing the beav all over the continental U.S. She was airing out the goods in Cuba. Nothing within a 200 mile radius of Hispaniola technically even qualifies as “in public.” They still wear loincloths and worship goats and shit down there. I’m sure the locals were too busy screeching and scurrying away from the mystical soul-stealing light box to even notice her cooter was hanging out.

Being announced as a National Spokesperson for Boys & Girls Club of America in L.A. last week:

PHOTO SOURCE: Fame Pictures

The most hotly-anticipated home video of 1999 just got the kibosh — a judge granted singer Jennifer Lopez a temporary restraining order yesterday barring ex-husband number 1 Ojani Noa from releasing intimate home videos taken during their 11-month marriage. The NY Daily News says

Noa, 34, was in court without a lawyer and claimed after the ruling it was never his intention to sell the steamy camcorder footage.

He said he planned to make a Borat-style mocumentary about his life as a Cuban immigrant.

“[Lopez] is destroying my life,” Noa [said]. He said the videos — including intimate moments shot on their 1997 honeymoon — were used only for “inspiration.”

The racy reels include shots of Lopez, now 40, “fondling herself” over skimpy clothing and getting spanked, said a source who’s seen the 11+ hours.

Sounds fascinating. No nudity, just footage a Latina woman getting patted on the ass through her clothes. In most hispanic cultures, I’m pretty sure that’s actually considered a formal greeting. Just like the wolf whistle and the double-fisted crotch thrust, which when performed in succession can actually be considered a legally-binding proposal of marriage in most Spanish-speaking countries. Maybe the Daily News never visited Mexico before.